Evan's Pee Pee

He has a small pee pee and WILL stab you ( not with the pee pee it's to small)

Wow Evan's Pee Pee Is SO SMALL look girls it's like a tic tac.

by Evan Senpai October 2, 2018

evanesce

To disappear, vanish.

To small child evanesced in the woods around noon.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Evan

A total badass. An Evan never forgets to turn in his homework on time or thank the bus driver. Though Evans seem like the perfect friend, one should be careful as he might steal yo girl. Evan's are total sex God's, and thus irresistible to the average human female.

"yo, you better watch your girl, there's an Evan on the loose"

by Wordsmithdoctorman November 18, 2018

evan peters

my boyfriend

friend: do you know evan peters?
me: oh yeah that’s my boyfriend lol

by yetmilay May 15, 2021

Evangeli

Someone who is amazazing, funny, likes to talk, and have a good time. They are usually short, but their personality makes up for it. She always knows how to make people laugh, but likes to steal IDs so watch ya back. Someone that no one could possibly hate and everybody loves. Likes tall, white, sporty guys. Ex. Eli Manning. But also might become a nun. Also she likes when people say "Hey girlfriend," *wrist flip thingy* The most hilarious incredible person eva!!

Bigfoot: OMG I love that girl!!

Eli: I know right? She's a total Evangeli!

by Hey Girlfriend June 28, 2009

Evan Williams

Jack Daniel's retarded, angry, bitter little cousin. He hates that you have friends, he hates that you are well liked in your community, and he hates that you are happy, and will do anything and everything to ruin your peaceful existence. Despite the rage he may project onto your personal and professional life, right when you begin to pick up the pieces of your mother's urn that your girlfriend broke when she left you after another binge, you still allow him to come back, "for old times sake."

Doctor - "Sir, your wife did not make it through childbirth...and, although your son survived, he shows intense signs of extreme bipolar disorder, mental retardation, and a propensity towards violence."
Man - "I think I'll name him Evan Williams."

by HxC18A November 5, 2011

evan

A bright, hyper, and creative guy. He loves to hug people, especially his lady-friends, and is a big sweetheart. His high energy makes him jumpy, but you know what they say, energy is the key to great inventions.

An Evan sounds fantastic! Let's get an Evan!

by nat706 December 29, 2013