A Darvaza Diddle is the act of eating super hot wings without washing your hands, then inserting your fingers in the vagina or anus of your sex partner leading them to feel as though the orifice in question is a giant burning pit. Also known as the Eye of Sauron.
My husband had three-mile island wings from hooters last night and gave me the Darvaza Diddle, my vagina felt like the gateway to hell!
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Get the Darvaza Diddle mug.The act of engaging in a (prolonged) session of self-touching at a leasurly, and possibly disinterested, pace to kill time (preferably during quarantine).
Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak
Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak
Date: Mid afternoon of day 69 of quarantine.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.
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Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?
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