Dicked-Up

A term for a word that has pages of different definitions on UrbanDick.

Dude: Shit, did you see how many definitions on Jackalope there are in UrbanDick?

Dudette: Yeah, shitloads. It's uber Dicked-Up.

by DeadDolleh July 4, 2009

Nigger Dicked

The term used after being dicked down by a black man with a large black penis

Damn, Joe Nigger Dicked me last night. It was like soooooo good!

by Majshock July 8, 2016

short dicked

adj, a motha fucka with a short dick, fuck you think?

Leroy was talkin mad shit to that bitch at the club, but she said she could fuck with him since she heard he's a short dicked mutha fucka.

by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006

dickerdoodle

v. To waste time on nonessential hobbies or interests. Usually in the presence of other people, ignoring them. In general to screw around.

Frequently used in the present participle tense: dickerdoodling

n. Anything you want dickerdoodle to represent. Usually an object or food. Often used when one forgets the name of the object.

Verb:
Michael: "Hey Spence what do you think of my new Clark shoes?"
... no answer... Spence is playing on his new iPhone
Michael: "Spence STOP dickerdoodling on your new iPhone and look at my damn shoes!"

TBone: "Hey Spencer what are you doing today?"
Spence: "I'm just gonna dickerdoodle at home today."

Noun:
Michael: "Hey Mr. Al can you pass the dickerdoodle?" (pointing to the television remote)
Mr. Al: "No problem"

Sitting at Olive Garden waiting for a seat and the buzzer starts to vibrate.
Michael: "Oh shoot bud! Finally this dickerdoodle to going off!"

by mjdavila October 1, 2010

dicked down

dicked down is another word that teens use for “having sex” or “have sex”

I really wanna get dicked down by josh
I really wanna have sex with josh

by stan bts and twice October 7, 2019

ear dicked

when someone is sleeping, you put ur shag stick in their ear. Kinda gay but really really funny to watch.

Yo Nick just ear dicked Ben, that little fag probobly enjoyed it too!

by sean frum bk July 20, 2008

Dicked Over

Verb; when your "posse", "friends", "niggas", etc. play a joke or make you miserable.

Fuck! Susan and Frank went to the basketball game without me...I've been dicked over. Oh well i can always play with Susans unwashed undies with fresh coochie stains!

by pyan August 3, 2003