iraqi desert bear

an elusive, endangered, majestic creature that dwells in the unsettled deserts of iraq.

Army POG- "Hey there Marine what happened to you?"

Salty Marine Grunt-"you ever try to fight an Iraqi Desert Bear?"

Army POG-"No"

Salty Marine Grunt- "Dont"

by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010

weapons of mass deception

1. what a government/international corporation uses to entice the population of a country/the world into making stupid decisions on politics/economics/society/ice-cream flavours etc.

"Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction" - British and American Governments (An Example of a Weapon of Mass Deception)

by winker July 8, 2003

ponchos in the desert

Amazing vocalistic geniusness, eardrum shattering spine tingling drums, and buck wild guitar riffs that will take your breathe away and tear your face off.

O my freaking goodness Ponchos in the Desert is playing at the concert tomorrow. They are SO GOOD!


I am not worthy for Ponchos in the Desert

by Jared (guitarist of ponchos in the desert) February 4, 2008

Desert Spike

The term for anal sex that takes place in a rectum without any form of lubrication and little bits of dried feces surround the anal opening. Rarely a pleasurable experience.

Salar gave that nasty girl a desert spike. She couldn't sit for weeks.

by The Incredible Bulk February 12, 2006

desert mouth

After you have been smoking some weed/draw/chronic you get desert mouth

Also known as dry mouth / cotton mouth

'I have a bad case of desert mouth'

by Goose-Uk April 28, 2008

just desert

An idiom for ' to get whats coming to you ' .

It may appear that they're getting ahead by cheating, but they'll get their just deserts in the end.

by foodforthought95 May 11, 2013

ship of the desert

a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}

when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice

by douglas epley January 14, 2007