A cuntie is a
friend that catfishes other people online with you at 3:00 AM, they are really good friends and never get
mad at each other. Not only are they friends but they have been a married couple for 2 1/
2 months and have more than 150 kids but lost 90% of them. Thy are both cunts to each other and one day while making fun of a French person, the cuntie bond was formed. A cuntie helps/protects the other cuntie from
weird gore road kids online that try to get with them