crank call

A hostile telephone call (from a crank)

Take a break from making crank calls.

by Phrodu June 22, 2004

crankenstein

someone who has smoked so much crank in his life that he looks like frankenstein only with crank pipes coming out of his neck and not bolts

crankenstein smoked a few 8 balls from his neck then took apart a car and put it all back together last night

by trevorTrexNit March 3, 2008

crank

to turn the volume of your sound system up real loud

"I love to crank up Metallica and watch the furniture fall apart!"

by Paulie June 11, 2006

crank

to cry and wank. after one has encountered an unfortunate incident in which they are forced to cry they go away to wank and cry at the same time.

jeremy cranked after ashley smacked him

by ziboi February 22, 2009

Cranking

To be simultaneously engaged in the acts of crying and wanking.

If his funds were running particularly low, Junkie Jim could often be found cranking at the local sperm-bank.

by Johnny Darke December 16, 2008

having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

crankity

Unsteady; easy to upset; crank.

"The people of #kernel-panic are always so crankity!"

by Jedidiah October 23, 2002