Mr Crocker

A man who embodies the spirit of a 5 year old but maintains “Disney adult” status. Usually an avid coffee drinker who enjoys Eggo waffles, dark chocolate, musical theatre, the Oxford comma, and non “pew pew” video games. Must wear pink on Wednesdays, purple on Thursdays, and always pair work outfits with funky socks.

100% gay & 100% anticandice

Mr Crocker, I have tea to spill.

by rayslays March 18, 2024

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Ratchet Crockett

Hood rat Ebonics speaking elected Dallas official

Damn man that ratchet Crockett is all Letegrious and sshheeiittt

by Letegrious Washington March 30, 2025

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Adam Crockett

This boy is one to live on the wild side, he is always up for an adventure outdoors and in the bedroom. This kind of boy is smart, funny, kind and mysterious. With his blonde, curly locks and enticing bluey grey eyes, you'll always have something gorgeous to look at.

guy 1: yo who's that getting freaky at the top of that mountain!
guy 2: oh him? that's just Adam crockett and a rock

by farkle_minkus505 May 21, 2025

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Betty Crocken

When one shoves cake in a partners butt, and eats it out in a sexual manner.

Last night we got so FWEAKY, we were Betty Crocken. I’m so full.

by Andres Tamales September 6, 2025

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Pulling A Crocker

Dating and/or becoming engaged to a girl without any of your friends knowing about, essentially making your dating much easier since you dont have to go through needless questioning and other idiots who want to give you advice or find out whats going on.

A guy getting engaged to someone and you never knew he was dating someone. That guy is "pulling a crocker".

by ajgibbs June 21, 2009

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