by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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The act of two police cars parked next to one another with their driver side windows down so that the oral communications can take place between officers.
Sergeant Ingrid Blue was seriously upset and charged Sergeant Dick Peters with willful flatufellation after they had copulated in the parking lot of Dunkin Donuts for over an hour.
by MisterMeMeMeMeMeMeMe July 27, 2009
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by pentozali March 23, 2007
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A corporate whore has the following characteristics
>> Works excessive overtime without getting paid extra
>> Beleives that all or most advertising from big corporations is true
>> Actually buys all their cd's, movies, software
>> Is extremely honest when dealing with big companies, eg: when the ATM machine hands out 20 instead of 10 they bring it back because they think the banking industry will suffer if they dont.
>> Refuses to use P2P, linux or any other open source software, only buys music from major labels
>> Easily fooled into buying things from info mercials, diet pills and outrageously prices beauty products that havnt even been proven to work
>> Support their company in every way they can, attend their bosses dinners in hope of getting a promotion even though they are only a measily sales assistant who the boss is ashamed to have at his dinner table and only lets them in because he said everyone is welcome.
>> Is obsessed about the economy even though they dont own any shares.
>> Is obsessed with pop culture, celebrity gossip and does not realise its all bullshit
>> Wears only "fashionable" clothes bought on the high street.
>> Drinks stuff like diet coke and other "light" food and drink because they think it keeps them in shape and dont realise their actually consuming poison like aspartame and a whole list of E's.
A corporate whore has the following characteristics
>> Works excessive overtime without getting paid extra
>> Beleives that all or most advertising from big corporations is true
>> Actually buys all their cd's, movies, software
>> Is extremely honest when dealing with big companies, eg: when the ATM machine hands out 20 instead of 10 they bring it back because they think the banking industry will suffer if they dont.
>> Refuses to use P2P, linux or any other open source software, only buys music from major labels
>> Easily fooled into buying things from info mercials, diet pills and outrageously prices beauty products that havnt even been proven to work
>> Support their company in every way they can, attend their bosses dinners in hope of getting a promotion even though they are only a measily sales assistant who the boss is ashamed to have at his dinner table and only lets them in because he said everyone is welcome.
>> Is obsessed about the economy even though they dont own any shares.
>> Is obsessed with pop culture, celebrity gossip and does not realise its all bullshit
>> Wears only "fashionable" clothes bought on the high street.
>> Drinks stuff like diet coke and other "light" food and drink because they think it keeps them in shape and dont realise their actually consuming poison like aspartame and a whole list of E's.
by towel401 September 18, 2004
Get the corporate whore mug.Middle Manager A: "Hey, check out that new entry-level guy. He was so hot for our corporate culture, I ended up hiring him for about $10,000 less than he deserved."
Middle Manager B: "Hahahahaha!"
Middle Manager A: "Yeah... best part is, whenever he starts getting pissy I make up some bullshit about web 2.0 or dot coms or whatever and he falls right back in line."
Middle Manager B: "Hahahahaha!"
Middle Manager A: "Yeah... best part is, whenever he starts getting pissy I make up some bullshit about web 2.0 or dot coms or whatever and he falls right back in line."
by demione January 13, 2008
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Nowadays, the music world is so intertwined with the corporate world, the term, Sucking Corporate Dick, can apply to almost every act or artist in the top 20 (At any one time)
Nowadays, the music world is so intertwined with the corporate world, the term, Sucking Corporate Dick, can apply to almost every act or artist in the top 20 (At any one time)
That fucking asshole Will.i.am just sold out even more by becoming "director of creativity" at global technology firm, Intel. If there is a better example of "Sucking Corporate Dick" than him, I will eat my fucking hat... bro
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