trap cooking

Cooking while jamming to trap music, or cooking/making drugs.

Friend1 - "What are your doing?"
Friend 2 - "Oh I'm just trap cooking."

by Des-Tiny March 1, 2015

what cooks

what's happening

Let me know what cooks

by ishmael1013 March 13, 2015

jaelyn cook

jaelyn is a girl that finn wolfhard is in love with... finn and jaelyn have only been together for a couple months and you can already tell that they are gonna last long.

omg... i just want someone to look at me like finn looks at jaelyn cook😩

by lolokdidntask June 5, 2021

Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Jordan Cook

Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.

Jordan Cook is my man, fuck off.

by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019

Cooked Patties

Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.

"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."

A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.

cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked

by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013

cooking to bang

cooking food for a member of the opposite sex, with the sole purpose of hoping they'll sleep with you afterwards

ah, laura's coming round, he's cooking to bang

by the eyes tornado March 4, 2011