Collin Todd Pemberton

This just means homosexual, this guy is the gayest of them all.

-Have you talked to Collin Todd Pemberton?
- Yeah, he's gay

by John John man November 19, 2019

Colonavirusing

When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus

John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing

by Dylan684 March 13, 2020

Phil Collins stairs

any flight of stairs that consists of 9 steps, so that when descended with the correct rhythm, plays the drum fill from Phil Collins' hit, 'In the air tonight'.

me: My new condo has two flights of Phil Collins stairs.
you: awesome! I'm coming over to try them.

by bigcraiginjax August 17, 2010

Dalton Collins

He is super kind but seems to be troubled. get to know him and hes sweet and sensitive and the best person you will ever meet. he has blue eyes and dark hair and is very sexy. he is a great boyfriend.

i wish i had a Dalton Collins

by madhatterkeilzey January 9, 2011

Total Colon Blowout

A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.

Those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.

by corn man June 2, 2012

jack collins

Jack Collins is a word most commonly used for describing a male with a female bum

He had a jack Collins, which he was very ashamed about

by TheHonestOwl November 4, 2017

Susan Collins

A woman who is a traitor to the interests of her gender. A female Uncle Tom.

In order to protect her own political aspirations she handed a rapist a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, she is such a Susan Collins.

She turned me in to the police for reading after Emperor Trump passed the “Women’s AntiLiteracy Act” —- what a Susan Collins!

She just stood there and laughed while they raped me, she’s such a Susan Collins.

Of course the Commander’s wife enjoys Ofred’s suffering, she is a classic Susan Collins.

by dramabacle October 6, 2018