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vagina cleaner

Another name for calling people "Douche Bags" when you want to say it in the literal way. It's quite an insult.
Person #1: Wow, she's so annoying.
Person #2: Yeah, what a vagina cleaner.
Person #1: What?
Person #2: Other way of saying "douche bag".
by Mira&Lindsay July 20, 2008
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sperm cleaner-upper

One who carries around buckets of soapy water, and paint scrapers to clean away the ejaculatory fluid left on old women and farm animals.

A person who is very high in the social ladder
HI I'm Larry, I'm the sperm cleaner upper, I'm here to wash away the ejaculatory fluid that was reportedly left on your Grand mother
by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003
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Cleaned my tail Pipe

When a girl cleans your butt so good it shines
Tina cleaned my tail pipe so well last night.
by Curtis66 January 30, 2009
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celandine

As a flower celandine is eight petaled and over optimistic yellow.
As a name Celandine brings to mind femme fatales who strike from the shadows.
Thank you for the gorgeous bunch of celandines.

The poor guy managed to get on Celandine's bad side.
by Boredsomuchrightnow May 31, 2016
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celante

The most beautiful girl that you will ever meet but not just beautiful on the outside but beautiful on the inside as well she will be the funniest, kindest , most loving person you will ever meet one of the very few people that would ever put your happiness before her own , she will never disappoint you intentionaly and she will always do whatever she can to make you smile , she is always there for you no matter what if she says that she is going to be there for you then she will be there , she can always be relied on and trusted with anything no matter what it is. Although she is so Beautiful she never takes advantage of it to get her way she would rather work for it which by the way is no problem at all because she is also highly intelligent and she loves reading , her prefered pet is usually a dog , she has a very good relationship with both her friends and her family , she prefers to keep her hair long and usually doesn't like to admit that she is as beautiful as she really is , she is shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her you would want to spend as much time with her as possible and there is a lot more about her that is still to be discovered so if you ever get the chance to meet and befriend a Celante never pass up the oppertunity because befriending her will be one of the best choices that you can make
by Micheal28_tpm October 6, 2018
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Cleaned

She cleaned me

That guy just got fucking cleaned
by Ghostclaw December 18, 2018
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