Computer Engineering 

A course at the college/university that f***ed you up with binaries, hexadecimals, ASCII and some sh*t, not that “hackerboy” stuff. Mostly people will ask you if you know how to repair a laptop.

Require a blunt everytime finishing an assignment.

“Dude u from computer engineering?”
“Yeah bro”
“Cool dude, now repair my laptop”

Computer Engineering by guessmybinary December 20, 2018

Computer Aided Fap (CAF) 

Computer Aided Fap (CAF) is the use of computer systems to assist in the creation and optimization of a one's fapping experience. CAF is used to increase the visual, written or sound stimulation of the fapper. CAF may be through viewing pictures or videos of a pornographic nature, hot, provocative selfies, viewing Snapchat, YouNow or other social media. Other CAF may include dirty chats, reading sexually stimulating stories, etc.

Carl found himself bored and tired with his usual wank in the shower so he opened up a whole new world of jerking possibilities by incorporating Computer Aided Fap (CAF) into his daily masturbation habit.

Computer Aided Fap (CAF) by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2015

computer ketchup 

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.

Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.

computer ketchup by SMD October 18, 2004

computer penis 

Slang term for USB flash drives; Describes the phallic appearance of flash drives when inserted in USB ports

My new laptop doesn't have a disk drive, I think I need a computer penis.

computer penis by Bailxexb December 9, 2008

computer monkey 

A low level employee who spends most of his/her time on a computer, either programming or as a system administrator

This company needs better computer monkeys

computer monkey by peter pauper March 26, 2005

Computer Herpes

a computer virus

Jeff: I shouldn't have watched all that porn, now I have computer herpes

Computer Herpes by Calhouna June 11, 2010

Computer Assistance 

The term used for the 1999 NFL Blitz sony playstation game when a game starts to get out of hand and the losing team miraculously starts scoring and causing turnovers. When this happens it is due to Computer assistance. Once a team is up 14 pts computer assistance will cause the losing team to score, and it is inevitable.

McCabe was smoking T at NFL Blitz 41-28 and then out of no where he gave up 3 interceptions lost the game. McCabe blamed the loss totally on Computer Assistance.

Computer Assistance by McCabe March 3, 2004