burrito diaper

The folded napkin you place underneath a burrito inside the wrapper to absorb the meat juice and grease it leaks so that it doesn't end up on your shirt.

Jim: Man, every time I eat a burrito, it ends up dripping all over the place. Another ruined shirt.
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!

by iDiaz September 19, 2009

Burrito up my ass

What I did last Thursday with my uncle

I just want a “burrito up my ass“ SOOO BADDD😩 daddy please

by chicken nugget king April 10, 2021

floor burrito

the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.

man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

Fantastic Burrito

A fat chick squeezed into a tight dress

Fantsasia is a fantastic burrito

by Detroit6 August 28, 2010

flappy burrito

An uncircumsided dick.

Damn, that guy surprised me with his nasty ass flappy burrito last night.

by Dookie Jones December 8, 2013

george burrito

a burrito that has literally everything. I mean every.fucking.thing. from Freebirds.

Dude, I hear Paul order the George burrito, he was sweating for 4 hours after he ate it.

by George Oscar Bluth II, Jr. January 7, 2014

Sneaky Burrito

When you unsuspectingly roll yourself and someone else up in a thick blanket/comforter until you're both wrapped up like a burrito then you fuck them in your blanket burrito.

Im gonna try to sneaky burrito her ass tonight when we Disney+ and bust.

by Ceramic Dragon April 11, 2020