hot bryan

You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.

*ring* *ring*

B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?

by Jeff November 17, 2004

Bryan

A funny guy who just happens to be Jesus. Bryan is also not the sharpest tool in the shed. He is funny and knows lots of racial slurs. Bryans are also often hyperactive but can sometimes turn hyperactivity into enthusiasm.

Bryan is retarded

by Bry-Fly June 8, 2017

Bridal Moment

A short period of time when a bride is thinking about, or planning her wedding and she becomes so overwhelmed with emotion that she cries.

When wearing the perfect wedding gown after trying dozens on, the woman cried and said, "I'm sorry, I'm just having a bridal moment."

by Reamer27 July 17, 2011

Bryan

A total bitch

“Bryan just said something so stupid to me”

“I hate Bryan he’s the definition of a bitch”

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Bryan

A smart, but annoying man, who will hurt his neck once in his life.

Stop being a Bryan

by sdhcfiuwdecbedwhbcn January 24, 2017

don't pull a bryan

To act in a manner which is sissy.

Don't pull a bryan, have another drink.

by Victory Shall Be Mine February 13, 2007

Bryan

A Bryan is reall nice and funny. He has a good personality but he is very hot. His dick is VERY large and performs great sex. A good person to be friends with but a great person to have sex with.

Oh Bryan fuck me harder. Ur doing so good! Don't stop! Don't stop!

by Hsjhdd September 23, 2016