hoe bouncer

A highly regarded position within a Playboy's entourage tasked with the job of dismissing hoes from the vicinity.

Dustin has so many hoes he requires a hoe bouncer to filter the girls coming on to him

by Dupey61 August 27, 2019

boulder

this town just north west of Denver in CO. the town has CU and two high schools Boulder High and Fairview High. CU and Boulder High are the places to find cool peeps and a shit load of pot, Fairview is the only place town to find 14 year old kids who are on crack

Boulder Kid: dude you want a hit of this shit (cough cough) he he he
Fairview Kid: oh fuck gota get my fix gota get my fix. . . oh its cold. . . FUCK I'm burning up
CU dude: hay man you just gota chill and take life as it comes man, yah. . . dude can i have a hit
Boulder Kid: yah man, peace. . . peace

by jew bot 500.3 May 31, 2005

Boulder

Crack Cocaine; $20 worth of crack

by Lehem October 18, 2003

bouncer

The couple of fat wankers that stand outside most clubs in Britain on Friday or Saturday night. Their role is to keep any trouble in the club to a minimum and only let decent people inside. They usually start all the trouble and lech around underage girls for effect, but, in truth they have incredibly small penises and do to many steds to give a girl a decent one. Whereas the likes of me, I'm quite partial to giving the girls exactly what they need

" a fat bouncer kicked off on saturday night and ended up getting his cunt kicked in by 5 fella's, I fuckin loved the scene "

by John Gaskell March 12, 2004

boulders

The giant shoulder muscles of gym members

"Dude, look at that kid's boulders."

by Jordan44 February 19, 2008

bouncer

(n.) Doorman, a large man who prevents undesirables from entering establishments with a certain image.

(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse

Big dave the bouncer- he's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground!


Prudence is a real bouncer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

blunderful

Port-manteau of blunder and wonderful; a particularly egregious mistake, possibly of epic proportions. Usually the speaker is deeply affected by the fallout.

A: Oh, so I was just playing with your computer and, errr, I had to reinstall everything because I deleted your whole disk.
B: Blunderful!

by InvisibleConnections October 29, 2006