penis blocking

when you girlfriend is constantly on chat with you, while you are at a party, in the hopes that you will be busy with her and not score with other women

Jude's girl is on chat with him and she is totally penis blocking him.

by Aprilstar November 9, 2014

Bike blocking

When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.

Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.

by smalltowncitygirl July 2, 2014

dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking

by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023

Blooking

After anal sex, spreading your partners anus and shining a torch inside so you can romantically peer deep into your partner.

I was never sure if I was pushing shit with the strap on, so I had to start blooking him.

by Banterously-tasty June 6, 2017

Cock-Blocking

An act wherin a kind soul will hit on a chick who has been stalking his friend so that the friend may pursue intimate relations with a hotter chick.

Dude, that guy was cock blocking Christine when you were trying to get with Lisa. You definently owe him one man.

by samoaneminem January 14, 2004

Brocking

v- The act of stealing someone's girlfriend in a swift and often undetectable by the poor, helpless victim.

"Damn, Brock brocked the fuck out of Ryan!"
"Brock just brocked Joey's prom date."
"Brocking is for douchebags"

by BrocksVictim April 18, 2013

blacking

V. To be lying; to be kidding.

Man 1: So, I finally asked her out and she said 'yes'.
Man 2: Are you blacking me, she's way out of your league!
Man 1: Naw, man. I would never black you.

by Across the Boarder March 1, 2007