Bleach

The cure for Coronavirus.

Gary: Yo did you guys hear about the thing Trump said about bleach??
Jared: Yah bruh I injected myself with a gallon last night!
Nadia: I guess you won’t die from Corona then...
Jared: wait what

by Thebirdman567 May 14, 2020

Bleach Drinker 2020

A new campaign slogan supporting Donald Trump's re-election efforts in 2020.

Available now - buy campaign signs, hats, and other accessories with the slogan "Bleach Drinker 2020".

Show your support for the President!

by xtremerange2 April 25, 2020

Bleached-blonde ferret

Draco Malfoy

"Look at that Bleached-blonde ferret"
"That's Draco Malfoy"

"Is that a student?!?"
"Technically it's a ferret"

by yamum678 January 10, 2021

Pass The Bleach

A term mentioned and used by fangirls/fanboys when they have watched or seen the unseeable. It's like eye bleach but only when you've seen something worse.

"This part is so cringy!"

"Someone pass the bleach!"
"I have it right now! So wait your turn!"

by MissAnime January 11, 2018

Bleach Blonde

A dumb slut with fake blonde hair (usually accompanied with highlights and big luscious curls). She likes to be stereotyped as stupid because even though she knows that blondes are stereo typed as stupid, she does it anyway because she likes people to think that she is stupid.

Her face tends to be of the orange persuasion and must be handled gently or it will rub off on a shirt and you will see the horror beneath it.

The Bleach Blonde can be seen at parties doing keg stands, specifically. She usually fools men into thinking she is good looking by having great hair and wearing lots of make up.

She is not to be mistaken for a natural blonde.

-"damn that girl must be hot. She's blonde!"

-"Just wait till she turns around. Don't let the hair fool ya. Shes a Bleach Blonde"

by blahblahblahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 29, 2011

Anal bleacher

Mean's the same as "ass licker" or "brown noser".
if some one is sucking up to there boss to get promotion they would be considerd an "Anal Bleacher"

Hi boss let me do that for you!.............and that............and that..........and that!
coming for a fue beers and a curry after work boss?
-What an Anal Bleacher

by Chris penticost June 15, 2008

Drink Bleach

the best way to tell someone to kill themself, and to end a roast badassly

"Shut up you stupid hoe!!"
"Why dont you do the whole world a favor and drink bleach*walks away*

by JJ413 October 16, 2016