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blessed

As in Brian Blessed. A man who could out-boom God in the Booming Voice Olympics. Often described as 'shouty' in his acting performances, this is really an inadequate adjective. While the volume the man can produce is quite simply staggering and which regularly makes wilderbeast stampede for their lives even on another continent, volume alone is only part of his amazing talent. His shouting is at once deafeningly loud, jolly, heartwarming, deceptively articulate and imposing. An absolute pleasure to experience, even while your ears begin to shatter.

In addition he understands the aesthetic of contrast in further enhancing the magnitude of his shouting. He will very often speak at a delicate volume for several words in a row, and he is so well spoken you'd think he was a librarian at Cambridge. But then, without notice... "AH WELL, WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHAHA.... DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!"

In common usage today as slang for someone whose charismatic presence is felt immediately by all (example below)
person 1: omg hus dat guy hu jus came to da party?!???!"

person 2: dunno bruv, but he's bare blessed you get me!
by confused, would we? September 9, 2006
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blessed

the feeling of getting/being high from smoking ganja.

Comes from the idea that it is a blessed herb put on Earth by God/Jah for mankind to utilize from creation.

(can also be shortened to simply "bless" for easier use in speech)
"Man i feel Highly Blessed inna meditation from smokin on that gangsta blunt."
by Christo Sherbert January 14, 2008
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bless your heart

This basically means that you're stupid, and the person saying it feels bad for you. You may think that it's nice, but it's really an insult.
Person 1: I wonder why the Sun orbits the Earth
Person 2: Oh, bless you heart!
Bless your heart: It's an insult in Southern dialect, and means you're stupid.
by girlyshopper99 April 24, 2017
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blessen

A Blessen is an amazing guy who is cool & funny. A Blessen also likes sports especially basketball. He is also a smart & tries to be ghetto. But also he Funny & very caring. A Blessen always puts a smile on your face & brightens up your day
Woah I really want to be Blessen's friends
by BmAn January 6, 2014
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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3
Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"

Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"
by LargeQuantityOfGay May 22, 2018
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its bless

Commonly used it by 'bad boys' or 'gangsters'. 'Bless' has many meanings with different people and different conversations. 'It's bless' usually means 'aw it's ok'.
Person1- "I don't want to go, I don't know anyone except from you".

Person2- "its bless".
by 123321@456654 August 20, 2017
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Bess

A server-level Internet filtering service used by many public schools, which blocks out adult content, email access, personal webmastering accounts, and anything that is construed to be "fun." It's basically "censorship," any way you look at it.

Unfortunately, access to educational materials is blocked, due to technicalities.

For example, one would be hard-pressed to pull up the text of "Romeo and Juliet," because there is a line that says "Sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breast!"

Of course, Romeo is referring to the heart, and not the female breast, in this sense; but the filtering program does not understand that.
Eventually, students will be presented with a "Bess Can't Go There" screen, whenever they try to access ANYTHING online.
by Jason L. April 14, 2005
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