Jan-Bart

the most cute person you'll ever meet. He usually works in DTP departements and has cookies. He will share the cookies if you are nice to him and give him good briefings.

You can trigger him on the following days:
- monday mornings
- threatening tuesdays
- wondering wednesdays
- thundering thursdays
- fricking fridays
also, do not disturb him in the weekend.

That's JB! Jan-Bart from DTP! he always has the best cookies.

by JB1929JanBartRAccoon November 22, 2022

Giggle-Bartacious

The way to describe something silly and insanely crazy. Normally makes females giggle-bartaciously.

Becca: *giggles uncontrollably*
Ryan: "Becca, why are you being so giggle-bartacious?"

by hayjay4880 January 2, 2023

america's top bartender

A game invented one cold night by Mando, Catherine, Claudio, Sammy, Diego, and Andrew

It involves you teaming up into pairs competing for the best drink mix, whether it be the tastiest or the strongest.

The drink is mixed in secret then poured out for the judges, everyone rotates and at the end the best drink wins and everyone is a bit drunk, so everyone wins.

Mando: Hey you all wanna play America's top bartender?
Catherine: I'm down!
Diego: yea im game, even though I cheat with catherine!
Claudio: whatever... I'll drink to that
Sammy: ok, lets play! me and catherine are team 1

by lisa drive January 10, 2010

Black Belt Baptist

A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.

"Mom, it's time to go. Dad's goin' Black Belt Baptist again."

by Mr. Bradrad June 6, 2016

big boy bart

To be Molested while buried in sand

Police I was big boy barted

by Lil big bong February 16, 2018

bartendwhore

A girl you hire as a bartender for your house party but she ends up being a whore.

Brock: Dude, the bartender at your party last night was hot.

But was she a whore?

Rod: Yes, a tremendous whore. She stayed over I destroyed her then I paid her in the morning.

Brock: Bartendwhore. They’re amazing.

by akarod May 22, 2012

bartendwhore

bartender thats a total slut

Rod: i hired a hot bartender for my party last night.

Brock: thats cool. love hot bartenders, was she a whore though?

Rod: total slut: i banged her, than still had to pay her the next morning for working the night before...

Brock: total bartendwhore...i hope u wrapped it up..

by akarod May 22, 2012