Friends

Friends are nice shy and won’t hurt you... when you first meet them. Once you are good friends with them, they will jump on you and laugh with you. My friends and me are VERY annoying. Make a friend. You might get a bruise but you will be ok. :>

Other kids: you and your friends are so annoying
Me and my friends: Thank you

by A very annoying alpaca April 04, 2018

Friend

Someone who would give you a present, and not take it back.

Hugh gave Sophie a Reading tickets, only to steal them back for money. Not a god Friend

by hughlololol March 31, 2011

Friend

A mystical creature most men have never met

jane: will you be my friend?
Anne: no

by Krakendakon September 27, 2020

Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by February 24, 2022

Friends

Friends, a fictional term used by people who are lonely and wish to hide it :)

Girl 1 : I have so any friends

Girl 2: what are those ?

by ThayDeppressedFish January 16, 2020

Friends

Two people who say they’re friends when they’re really not.

“They’re friends! You all know what friends means..” Dinah says before winking into a smirk, as Lauren shoots her a warning glare and Camila looks down at the floor shyly with a face as red as a tomato. “Friends are fun!” says Ally before giving an innocently oblivious laugh.

by Koala from Havana January 30, 2019

FRIENDS

a popular tv show in the 90's and early 2000's and also what i don't have

Jeremy:"yo, how many friends you got?"
me:"Fuck you Jeremy!!"

by Pussy sniper 705 May 07, 2021