San Antonio Goose Egg

Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.

Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?

Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.

Candy: Damn Bitch

by Drpun May 18, 2009

Antonio

A Antonio is a Canadian, who ends up living in a small ghetto city and has Alzheimer’s. He is a mean and selfish old hag who messed around with beds and then leaves. He also messes around with girls, he’s first love them and then dumped them for another, I call that a player. He has a deep secret involving “ice cream” and “pudding” which one day will be revealed to the world. He is a racist and abusive to short young girls who did nothing wrong to him. He can make bets even though he does not win since he has Alzheimer’s, he does not know he loses every bet. He has a horrible attitude with a face looking like a ugly goblin and eats kittens. Must stay away from an Antonio!!!!!

You have a boyfriend already?! Watch out he better not be a Antonio!

by Maximize October 4, 2018

Antonio

A medium height Fillippino guy. Very attractive, charismatic, and entertaining. Has a smile that melts your heart and is talented in many different areas....including and especially the bedroom. And any girl who wins his heart will be happy the rest of her life!!

I hope one day I'll find MY Antonio!

by drgnlvr83 February 8, 2010

Antonio

Cheap ass can’t pay anyone back

Antonio forgot to pay me

by Barash101 April 23, 2018

San Antonio Stuffy nose

When performing intercourse the man sticks his dingaling up the nasal cavity of a woman right when he is about to ejaculate.

1. OOOOHHHHH YEAA

Owwww, I can't breath. OW ow ow ow, I can't breath. It burrnnnss.

It's not called a San Antonio Stuffy nose because you are supposed to enjoy it.

by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008

Antonio

A man who has very bad credit, no work ethic, smokes a lot of weed, and owes people A LOT of money. The majority of Antonio's have bad tempers and tend to be man whores. They like to cheat on their girl friends with trashy girls who resemble trolls.

My ex boyfriend is such an Antonio, he never pays his bills and smokes weed all the time!

by Amanda2198 May 1, 2009

antonio

a hot sexy mexican who belongs to a betty.

"i love you antonio"

by B.M.G July 30, 2008