amish meatball

during sex, the man turns off the lights, and puts his testacles in the girls mouth. Thus, feeding her the amish meatball.

Yo man, last night was so crazy. I gave that girl the amish meatball.

by Jet Lewis April 3, 2008

Amish

The dumbest thing since scientology.

that amish guy wont shave and his pubic hair peeps out of his pants.

by parkbeth August 9, 2009

Amish Thunder

A Quaker from Pennsylvania who has crab infested skills in all he does

I said grass you to Amish Thunder and he broke out his crazy sick ninja skills

by dan April 7, 2004

Amish Kiss

When two beards are rubbed together in a loving, passionate, or otherwise caring way.

Me and Adam totally Amish Kissed the other day it was so hot.

by The Graham May 25, 2011

amish lesbian

A gay queen putting together Ikea furniture.

Or

An elderly gay putting together Ikea furniture.

James is such an Amish Lesbian!

Or

Lets get our Amish Lesbian on, and put this bed together!

by Ibuddy66 May 15, 2016

Amish Oven

When you shit the bed and pull the covers over your partners head.

I was laying in bed with my girlfriend after using a suppository. After my bowels let loose, I gave her an Amish Oven.

by June2010 October 9, 2018

Amish Fathers Grip

An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.

"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"

" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"

" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"

by DemonSemen 3-141 June 21, 2019