Rip Van Winkle

When a girl wakes up with a penis in her mouth, and notices that the pubes have grown substantially whilst being there.

"Josh thought that it would be funny to injure Brien's balls, so in order to get payback, Brien Rip Van Winkle'd him last night. "

Davis: "I shaved my pubes this morning."
Bennett: "Didn't you shave those a few days ago?"
Davis: "I did, but I Rip Van Winkle'd my bitch again last night, and they grew several inches."

Alex: "What's wrong dude?"
Davis: "I just walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend: she was asleep, his dick was in her mouth, and his pubes were growing at an unnatural rate. Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Alex: "Foshizzle. The ole' Rip Van Winkle...

by NolaDuncan November 9, 2009

butt-winkle

The act of placing something, usually a finger, in your butt crack and then wiping the something on someone else. The goal of the butt-winkle is to transfer your butt stench to someone else.

I was joking around with my girlfriend last night after the gym and gave her a butt-winkle. Now she won't sleep with me because all she can smell is my ass.

by Trii October 18, 2007

Penis Wrinkle

An insult, refering to a wrinkled Penis

You Penis Wrinkle!

by Midex August 2, 2003

Winkles

A crazy and fun to be around person. The person whether it be male or female loves to party and drink. Good friend to have.

Jack: who is that chick doing a keg stand?

Jill: dude that's winkles!

by Fredbock June 21, 2012

wrinkle ranch

area of the pool at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, NV that is full of old people,

dude, let's go setup shop over there, "nah, that's the wrinkle ranch, let's go to the other side"

by stitch April 7, 2004

ass wrinkles

Depending on the length of your ass wrinkles is the width your asshole can actualy open, it is connected to your sphinkter.

"The length of her ass wrinkles is a sure sign she could take it"

by Evils September 14, 2006

crap filled penis wrinkle

a gay man himself; or an obviously unclean wrinkle on a man's penis, most likely that of a gay man.

Look at that gay dude touching himself..so gross..he's a crap filled penis wrinkle.

by Pickles1 September 24, 2009