Waffleities

Waffleities A cat who is a greek philospher cat who is a know it all. Usually a tuxedo cat.

Waffleities demanded dinner.

by charlottepet May 6, 2022

Choad Waffle

A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.

"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"

by Alice Crowely January 7, 2009

War Waffle

The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.

A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.

by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010

buffalo waffle

A clean way to call someone an asshole. First used in Chris Hardwick's Nerdist podcast.

I hate that guy man. He's such a buffalo waffle.

by ComicandBOmber December 10, 2010

Box waffle

(Adj.) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(V.) To make a fort of waffle boxes and wack off in it.

(Adj.) "Adam Sandler is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Do you want to box waffle?"

by stupid slut January 18, 2011

Hungarian Waffle Crown

When you give a blowjob with syrup and butter in your mouth.

"Dude, I got a hungarian waffle crown last night. Better than a blumpkin."

by Mrs. Pussy September 10, 2012

spray waffle

When Richard makes Leah laugh and spit her breakfast all over the monitor.

"I take hormones so I can lactate and give my cat the feeling of being a kitten again."
"That made me spray waffle just now."

by EllenO October 12, 2013