Fanny Wipe

A man who acts, cry’s and moans like a girl..

No girl he’s such a fanny wipe, I can’t deal.

by Kirstual July 26, 2018

hood wipe

When you put a fat bitch on a car and you drag her across the hood

Damn Donnie how is your car so clean. Oh I just got a hood wipe from your girl

by Coolkid_73 May 14, 2018

Ass wipe

Ass wipe means "YOU DUMBASS"

Clean up the kitchen ass wipe

by Kyle Phantom May 19, 2018

Ass Wipe

1. Someone who is being annoying and bitchy
2. Someone who is being an ass
3. Someone who is doing certain things to annoy you, or just being a butt

"Linda, stop being such an ass wipe!"

by MooMawNation June 20, 2016

hard wipe

When you have to get a baby wipe after a messy poop.

I needed a hard wipe after that crap so I didn't mess up my pants.

by ManusBaldSpot May 28, 2016

wipe swipe

When a person is out of toilet paper and simply uses the side of the hand in a swiping motion to get it all out at once, usually followed by a long period of hand washing.

I was out of toilet paper in there, man.
Aw dang, did you have to use a wipe swipe?

You know it, that's why It too so long.

by The antichirist of memes May 23, 2016

No Wipe December

A month where one person does not wipe at all for all of December to prevent asshole cancer.

Honey, we cant do anal today, I am partaking in No Wipe December.

by Monster Dong 69 December 11, 2020