Unfuckwitable

un·fuck·wit·a·ble
Adjective

When you’re so locked in, so unbothered, and so done with the BS that nobody can play with you on any day ending in Y.
Energy says: “Don’t start none, won’t be none… but I finish quick.”

“She leveled up her life and got unfuckwitable real fast.”

by Hempsthetician November 13, 2025

ninja uptuck

The act of pulling ones erected penis up behind their pants button in attempt to hide it.

My teacher gave me a raging hard on while talking to me so I had to do a ninja uptuck.

by BobDylansSkidMarks January 31, 2014

The Unfuckable

When an individual is so ugly/unattractive nobody wants to have sex with them.

My wife use to be smokin hot before her pregnancy, now she's got the unfuckable and I don't want to have sex with her.

by Mapache_98 March 22, 2022

shut the up fuck

a meme that originated from discord a few months ago, it consists of a camera rotating around a car as a sort of flex, usually the car is a sedan, or an SUV, although many gifs have other cars and even cars in video games. The meme includes a caption that bluntly states "Shut the fuck up", but in a misspelled manner.

p1 · hey guys have you heard of the new genshin impact character
p2 · shut the up fuck nobody cares

the gif below is what p1 should be doing, because nobody gives a shit about genshin anymore

by balls man 1564 October 17, 2021

Klaas the unfuckable

Anyone named Klaas will forever be a virgin and will be hated for the rest of eternity

Klaas the unfuckable is trying to het a gf haha

by themarofdark November 22, 2021

Shut the up fuck

Shut the up fuck is a sentence made by killysunt made by changing the words of up and fuck, And in the video of where it was said, He said that amiibo released with the game boy, And then he says the thing under this text, Then he shows a corruption of the game boy saying "A M E B O". Then he says "Told ya."

What? are you doing research? Shut the up fuck! We have the evidence!

by Zeltiar April 22, 2023