university of scranton

Gorgeous ladies and gentlemen that are extremely intelligent attend this University. They love to party and have fun.

"Ain't no party like a Scranton party cuz a Scranton party don't stop!"-Quote about Scranton, PA from the hit show "The Office"

**For 16 consecutive years, U.S. News & World Report's "America's Best Colleges" edition has ranked the University of Scranton among the 10 top master's universities in the north

**In the 2010 edition of "America's Best Colleges" The University of Scranton ranked seventh among "America's Best Colleges" in the North, and was also included in a new ranking of just 80 schools in the nation hailed for a “Strong Commitment to Teaching.”

**For two consecutive years, Scranton has ranked among just 77 “Top Up-and-Coming Schools,” in the nation.

**The University's MBA program is among the top 15 in the nation for general management according to a national ranking of business schools published by Entrepreneur magazine and The Princeton Review.

**For the past eight years, The Princeton Review has included Scranton among its “371 Best Colleges.”

**Scranton is one of only 100 colleges and universities in the nation to be named to Templeton Foundation’s Honor Roll of Character-Building Colleges.

PRIDE, PASSION, PROMISE.
I went to The University of Scranton and it was an amazing college experience!

I love going to The University of Scranton because I can go snowboarding five minutes from campus at SNO Mountain!
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Expanding Universe

The fleeing of galaxies from each other in the aftermath of the Big Bang.
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university of richmond

An excellent university in central VA, in the exclusive environs of Richmond's West End. Where true Southern gentlemen get a choice selection of fine country girls, where there is an abundance of high-quality liquor and a classy Greek System.
A place where one can learn just enough to make a great deal of money, in addition to making valuable networking connections and finding a spouse.
The University of Richmond is a most excellent place to pursue higher learning.
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University of Pittsburgh

The place where people who are intelligent, beautiful, worldly go to meet each other and marry.

(94% of Pitt students meet their spouce here)


Established prior to PennState. Far more reputable.
Jane went to the University of Pittsburgh to meet Dick. They lived happily ever after.
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Steven Universe

A sad show about a neckless half-human, half space rock that has a dead mom. oh yeah and theres also gay space rocks and three angry but big gay space rocks called the Diamonds
Karen: Steven Universe is for kids

Amy: I cried for five hours when it ended
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Vanderton University

A university that does not exist in real life but is used for TV movies especially Lifetime.
Vanderton University! Go, team!
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phoenix university

An online educational institute known for admitting students regardless of their prior qualifications and issuing non-credible degrees under the same premise. Also known as a degree mill or diploma factory.
"If you dont have the ability to get into a real school you can always go to Phoenix University."

"He claims to have a college degree, but he went to Phoenix which is not quite the same thing."
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