Uncle Bad Touch

Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.

Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.

by Misha Pilsudski December 27, 2010

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

by Action_kamen November 5, 2010

uncle leo

Jerry Seinfeld's somewhat eccentric and annoying uncle in the hit TV series "Seinfeld."

Uncle Leo, to Jerry: "Are you ashamed of your Uncle Leo?"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

Dark Uncle

Kevin Watson, a evil bad ass who lives in Cv. PS Tim is not evoD.

Dark Uncle gladly takes Dustin Bordens money.

by Kevin Watson February 19, 2004

Uncle Dicking

The act of taking a picture of one's posterior area without his/her knowledge or consent.

"Did you just Uncle Dick me?"
"Check out my pics, man. Been Uncle Dicking these chicks all day!"

by urnin December 3, 2013

Uncle Kenny

A fatass who loves to steal your chips, watch out, if you let him live in your house he’ll bring his girlfriends kids over and their no fun. He’s dangerous, so if you see him in the streets than you better watch out and he’s usually sighted without a shirt on. Common places to see the hideous beast himself would be at the “club” or maybe at his girlfriends house. He also loves shopping so if there is a local supermarket near you, be ready because he tends to go through the whole stock in a day. He loves to try new things including the nastiest snack known to mankind, garlic Parmesan smartfood. Oh and if he’s wearing a hat it’s just a phase. And one more thing, don’t give him grated cheese because he drops it all the time.

Uncle Kenny ate all the food
Or
Uncle Kenny your ugly

by RusticEel February 14, 2019

uncle abuse

1. Hogging all the bed to the point Uncle falls on floor. 2. Crying the moment you get in the car. 3. Not eating your lunch. 4. Not eating chocolate. 5. Hitting me with your boney hands of steel.

Sean was convicted of Uncle Abuse! Sean went to juvey for Uncle Abuse. Sean is an Uncle Abuser.

by Uncle Eric March 20, 2019