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Twitter

a social media app where everybody is so damn dramatic and cancels everything, even over the smallest shit.
OMG, Kaykay is sharing a picture of her spitting her $20 sushi out! Lemme tell all the Twitter users to ban her for being so ungreatful!!!
by HotCheetoFingerz December 9, 2020
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you have been banned from twitter

A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.
Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.
by average skate 3 enjoyer February 16, 2022
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Twitter

A form of chatline for social media "experts" to add thousands of random strangers and wank off to impress other social media "experts" by posting links to articles about the phenomenon of social media
Dave went on Twitter hoping to find interesting people and read amusing things but instead was deluged by nine thousand social media "experts" who bored the living shit out of him until his iPhone exploded/his brain imploded.
by twitted_off February 5, 2009
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twitter

A social networking site that's perfect for stalking people with ease.
Ever since I made a Twitter account, that creepy, middle aged
man seems to be everywhere I go.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010
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Rose Twitter

A bunch of pedantic & self-righteous users on Twitter who post a bevy of red herrings, half-truths and outright lies about ANYONE that God forbid have practical views that don't align with their socialist agenda.

The name "rose twitter" is a colloquial term in reference to the rose emoji next to their username.
Rose Twitter is still mad that Bernie Sanders lost the primary, so they threw a tantrum by not voting.
by Soul_Driver January 1, 2021
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Twitterbang

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex
What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.
by vertigo April 22, 2009
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Twitter

Twitter is a site for pathetic people who think that every moronic brainfart deserves to be shared.
Twit: I just told everyone on Twitter that I'm not sure what to have for lunch.

Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.
by Barney Who-Ah May 10, 2011
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