teaching the ukulele

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).

I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.

by nikki-go-lucky July 1, 2010

watching the weather

code name for checking out girls

i love watching the weather

by dudethatsweird October 24, 2010

Twittching

Bitching about anything by means of Twitter

Bob was Twittching about the crummy Ohio weather on Twitter today.

by 58fins April 19, 2011

Watching Trash Cans Dry

It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.

Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.

by Tyranid5 August 17, 2011

Watchington

Washington State pronounced in a Mexican tongue.

Where you heading now? We're going to Watchingtonapple harvest is coming up soon.

by Sir Blackness November 10, 2012

twatcaine

Cocaine snorted off a stripper's puss

Wessy loves twatcaine, it's his favorite part of Thanksgiving !

by Turducken1982 November 25, 2014

twatting out

Verb

When someone overreacts to something menial in a negative, sometimes unprofessional manner. These reactions are out of line, and often aggressive and/or passionate in nature.

Conversation between co-workers
Person A: "Hey, I noticed (insert something stupid that person B did).
Person B: "insert combination of snide comments, expletives, and overall bitchiness"

Later:
Conversation between two friends
Person A: "God, she's so fucking annoying."
Person C: "Yeah, sounds like she was twatting out"

by Ich.Bin.Literally.Hitler March 9, 2017