There’s chicken and waffles, and then there’s turkey and pancakes. Chicken is overrated, waffles are just pancakes with square holes so why not eat the best non-flying bird and enjoy some hearty pancakes too?
Guy: Yo you guys wanna get chicken and waffles after this?
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
Guy 2: What the fuck are you smoking
Guy 3: Yea idiot everyone knows turkey and pancakes is where it’s at.
Guy: Well... fuck it. Let’s eat.
by Bleeeeeebledeeep May 13, 2018
Get the turkey and pancakesmug. by cmj14221 February 11, 2008
Get the turkey facedmug. When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)
After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.
by art-officials April 10, 2015
Get the sloppy turkeymug. Dude, I was standing in line for some Black Friday specials and then was overtaken by some Turkey Smog.
by SpiderWebb99 November 30, 2009
Get the Turkey Smogmug. by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 18, 2017
Get the Turkey Buttermug. A person who covertly wants what their friends have, or sabotage their friend due to jealousy and hate. A wolf in sheep's clothing.
by tdpro4 July 16, 2015
Get the Turkey Hawkmug. A holiday celebrated across 'Merica which celebrates the Turkey. Turkey Monday is celebrated on the second Monday following Thanksgiving.
by Turkey Fan #1 March 14, 2016
Get the Turkey Mondaymug.