turkeyfuck

When you use another persons lit cigarette to light your own unlit cigarette,when the two cigarettes touched,it was referred to as "a turkeyfuck" We used this term in the 60's when we were 10-11-12...in Ontario, I have no idea where the term came from, however, a great number of our fathers were WW2 veterens, maybe it is a military term, ps I gave up smoking some time ago!

I don't have any matches, give me a turkeyfuck.

by whitestone April 30, 2006

turkey baster

lesbian who wants to give birth to her own child. so called because of the infamous episode of Brookside when artificial insemination was attempted using a turkey baster

kevin thought he had scored when he pulled ms spicer at stringfellows only to discover she was a turkey baster

by theWestHamfan December 17, 2003

turkey drop

in addition to the college freshman trend, turkey dropping also occurs in the adult life where if you're not in a great situation at thanksgiving then you better get out then. If not, then you run into the problem of being a cad for dumping someone around christmas, new years, and valentines day. And heaven forbid they have a birthday november-february too.

I just had to do the turkey drop or else I was gonna be unhappy for the next 4 months for sure.

by Zbreedbz November 30, 2009

job turkey

When a job or task was done incorrectly or unsatisfactory.
A half assed job. Someone who doesnt do their job well.

That guy is such a job turkey, he left the garbage bag next to barrel rather then depositing it in the dumpster like he should have.
Look at that job turkey!

by Mike Mass October 15, 2005

turkey baste

A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.

"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"

by Etch September 9, 2006

turkey baster roulette

A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.

Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.

by jb3ar November 29, 2007

feathering her turkey

This technique is used by a woman while playing with herself . This involves stroking her vagina and her beaver in a dainty and self-ticklish way .

This masturbation technique takes place after a woman is already aroused but wants to heighten this effect on her .
You can also call it tickling her tiger or for a guy polishing your penguin .

by Hef September 5, 2005