Trumpathetic

/trəmp-pəˈTHedik/

Adjective.

Needing an inappropriate amount praise for a poor attempt at a given goal.

"The president and his supporters are such a trumpathetic group of individuals."

by Birdguy923 February 17, 2019

Trumpeter Mom

Trumpeter Mom - A mother (parent) of a small child who praises that child in an unnecessarily public way in a thinly veiled attempt to signal her own virtue as a mother. This is usually done in a loud or “trumpeted” voice especially in close quarters, like an elevator or waiting room.

While I rode the elevator to the top floor of the bank building, I could not help over hear the Trumpeter Mom as she told her five year old son: “Johnny, I am so proud of you for donating all your toys to the orphanage while you were visiting those Tibetan Monks while on your recess. You are far less selfish than your friends who simply play at recess.

by RMSLO November 14, 2019

Flesh trumpet

Term used for ones penis

"See that girl over there?"
"Yeah"
"She plays the flesh trumpet real good"

by f_t March 4, 2010

sex trumpet

A saxophone, usually connected to smooth jazz.

Hey man, did you hear that awesome sex trumpet solo.

by Bobo Alfonzo June 27, 2015

to trumpet

Loudly pass foul smelling gas

I feel I am about to trumpet, everyone better get off the elevator

by The barb of Avon February 23, 2017

Grease Trumpet

When the ass is expelling some of the loudest, wettest sounding flatulence known to man.

Man I’m playing the grease trumpet today. I may have to go wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Jizz Trumpet

Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.

That politician is a jizz trumpet!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020