toaster toucher

internet term for people sexually attracted to robots or other machines, both fictional robots and actual sex-bots. a more crass term would be "toaster fucker"

man the Ultrakill community's got it's fair share of toaster touchers doesn't it?

by pepperdank January 29, 2021

Never touched grass

Gamers.They never ever ever ever touched some damn grass before.

SON!WHY YOU NEVER TOUCHED GRASS?????!!!!

by DaWordCat August 8, 2022

tdouche

Combination of touche and douche

Person A: Your mother is a whore
Person Z: You mother is a legitimate prostitute
Person A: tdouche

by Person Z November 22, 2011

Touched by Jesus

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

by Comero February 13, 2004

elbow toucher

A lesbian. Referring to a Degrassi episode where two lesbian touched each others elbows, indicating that they were into each other, elbow toucher.

Kendra and Kim are going out? I had no idea they were elbow touchers!

by just a degrassi fan October 19, 2010

touched by an angel

when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.

"Thank God I was touched by an angel."

by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

bum toucher

Taken from the words bum and toucher. A bum toucher can be defined as someone who touches either alot of bums or perhaps one frequently. It can also be used to describe somebody who touches thier bum with other or perhaps their own.
They could also be known as an "ass feeler"- somebody who takes it upon themselves to feel others bums without their concent, which is frankly quite rude.

"Have you been touchin bum?eh eh cheeeky!"
"errgh you big bum toucher"

by bobbin May 13, 2005