Arkansas Threesome

A man, woman and dog having a sexual encounter.

Janice, Chris and their dog bullet had a Arkansas threesome.

by Pharris1 July 16, 2018

canoe threesome

When three people have sex on top of any furniture or other apparatus that is tippy like a canoe.

Remember when we had that canoe threesome with the old lady from down the street and she almost broke her hip?

by ChairmanTJ January 05, 2024

friendship-threesome

1. having a threesome with your friends aka friends with benefits
2. friend group of 3

"hey, you guys down for a friendship-threesome?"
"just say your horny David, no one says 'friendship-threesome'."
"Andy, I know you've been bottoming the most lately but don't take that out on David."

by mmm...chicken January 16, 2021

French Threesome

A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.

"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"

by TheOnionQueen September 08, 2021

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

by Zctr December 08, 2024

florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.

Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.

by Thornbrier August 25, 2017

Floridian Threesome

When you have a threesome with a guy and an alligator.

“I just had a Floridian Threesome!”
“Dude what the fuck.”

by Spickee August 09, 2021