I'd ship that

I'd date that. Deeming someone Commitment worthy in a generation petrified to commit.

I'd ship that girl

by Hollytastic October 17, 2017

shipping wars

a war (normally online) started in order to prove that one ship is better than another one. normally, both of the ships are fairly popular and well-liked in the fandom. sometimes, there are 3-4 ships involved in the war, though there are normally only 2. these wars can get way more aggressive than they sound, and people can get seriously hurt online just for not shipping the same thing as someone else.

person #1: saimatsu is the best ship in v3
person #2: no lol it's saiouma
person #1: lmao no fuck off saiouma is toxic and cringe
person #2: nahhh saimatsu is forced you homophobic bitch
person #1: the fuck did you just call me you fujoshi??
person #2: i'm not a fujoshi lmaoaoaoao,, i'm just not homophobic
*insert 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years of arguing*
me asf: shipping wars am i right?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by xiaovenforever August 4, 2022

Ghost ship

When both characters die but there’s no way in hell that’s going to stop you from writing fanfics

Random stranger : but -—- and -—- are dead!
Me: it’s called a ghost ship darrell.

by Dam_ snack_bar December 28, 2022

SHG ships

A mediocre shipping account for Sacred Heart-Griffin High school that has lazy and outdated photo editing.

Amy: "Did you see SHG ships, the new SHG shipping account?"
Markie Mark: "Yeah it's pretty mid if I'm being honest..."

by cyclone spirit December 15, 2021

Amigo-Ship

Amigo-ship is the pairing of four individuals who all share the same personality, and sense of humor. they like watching Will Ferrill movies.

"Wow, we're the greatest Amigo-Ship ever"

"dang, i wanna be in their Amigo-Ship."

"They're the coolest Amigo-Ship ever!"

by durkadurkadurk23 July 18, 2009

Shipping Tax

Amount charged for shipping an item above the actual cost of the item. Used when discussing sites, such as ebay, where sellers will sometimes charge large flat-rate shipping costs in order to try to get more profit from a sale.

I bid low because the shipping tax was outrageous.

by caq July 21, 2008

spunkle ship

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.

Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!

by Dimox January 25, 2018