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Don't Touch The Baby's Milk! 

1. The baby's milk that you should not touch.
2. Something that you should not touch.
1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"

2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!

don't drop the soap 

you're going to jail
-when you drop the soap in jail and you bend down,
you get butt raped-
"please come give me a ride, i'm in the woods hiding from the cops!"

"screw you, we're not even friends, so don't drop the soap"
don't drop the soap by tbtbtb876 December 27, 2007

Don't feed the ginger 

Sign: Don't Feed The Ginger!

Don't hate the player hate the game 

If someone (the player) is good at something (the game), don't hate them for it, hate the thing they are good at, because you arent good at or even in the game.

The word player used in this sentence can be confused with the sexual definition of a player.
Person beaten in basketball: "get the fuck out of here with that bullshit"

Winner: "don't hate the player hate the game"

Can't Leave the Hand 

When a male finds no pleasure in any sexual activity a female performs on him because he has perfected his own way to climax earlier in his life.
Guy #1: So I was drilling this girl for about 45 minutes and I found no satisfaction at all.

Guy #2: Sounds like you can't leave the hand man...

Guy #1: :'(

don't let the cat out of the bag 

An idiom for do not tell a secret. Uses figurative language.
"Don't let the cat out of the bag or the party will be ruined!"