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tickle the taint 

verb - to tickle someone in the general area of the buttcrack. This action is used in many scenarios.
In order to get his cousin off of him, he had to tickle the taint.

tainted taint 

The combination of sweat, toilet paper, poo and pubic hairs that build up on the area between the anus and bottomo of the vagina or scrotum. Hence, "tainted taint."
He went down to eat her pussy and abruptly turned back when he found she had "tainted taint."
tainted taint by Jarhead82 January 29, 2016

taime downe 

Lead Singer of 80's Punk/Metal band Faster Pussycat.

Born: Sept 29, 1964
taime downe by sixx September 29, 2006

taint hanger 

when a male insert his thumb in a females ass, the while the middle finger is in the vagina of an up-side-down woman.... so as to carry her around like a 6 pack of beer.
she was so small i almost gave her an taint hanger
taint hanger by akfffsf January 14, 2007

Taint bait

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....
Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!
Taint bait by rkmalone January 7, 2010

Taint Henneley 

When you pass out after a long night of drinking and your friends shave their pubes and glue them to your face. AKA "Sasquatch Dingleberry."
Last night my buddy got wasted and we gave him a "Taint Henneley."
Taint Henneley by Ryan Tapley October 27, 2008