tattoo

A permanent drawing on the skin that shows that you are a conformist, a follower, a sheep, a person totally incapable of thinking for yourself, a mindless twit devoid of any originality, a twerp who wants to look just like every other tattooed clown in the world.

A tattoo is totally UNCOOL. Just take a look at Grandpa's arm, where he got his tattoo in Honolulu in 1945.

Pangborn got a tattoo, and now she looks just like every other soccer mom in the park.

by The Wog Whomper May 5, 2005

tatoob

A rather unsightly tatoo on a boob

I thought I liked her until we went swimming and saw her tatoob.

by DavePD December 31, 2006

tattoops

When your tattoo artist screws up your tattoo.

"I asked for a 13 but I got a 31. My artist made a tattoops"

by technicolorwordvomit September 29, 2009

tattooable

You're so head-over-heels for someone that you'd get their name tattooed on your arm - even if you're not drunk.

So, you're serious about this chick?

Dude, I'm like, this girl is tattooable.

by sandman-nyc May 7, 2011

Kawasaki tattoo

A burn to the inner calf resulting from contact with a motorcycle tailpipe. Often recieved by drunk women climbing on the back of some dudes bike.

This girl totally got a kawasaki tattoo from this dude she went home with's bike.

by doktorsmith August 25, 2009

Taxfree Tattoo

A tattoo on or above the neckline, which will prevent you from getting or holding any job in the future that will pay taxes.

Oh you'll find work all right, it might be as an enforcer for the Hell's Angels, but you'll still find work.

Me: I got a new tattoo!
Friend: Awesome what is it!
Me: it's this awesome raven right on my cheek how didn't you notice that?!
Friend: I was hoping you didn't actually get a taxfree tattoo.

by ZoeyW October 17, 2014

crack tattoo

tattoo above a woman's crack, lower back tattoo, tramp stamp, hoe tag, whore tag, slut, a woman you gets used a lot for sex.

that girl has a crack tattoo, she must be the easiest girl in the bar tonight.

by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015