The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.
by Krissyjones October 16, 2018
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Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018
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A type of hash or poundable drug that is inhaled in the left ear that after extended use will eventually cause the brain to implode and seep out the rear end as juice.
by Butterfly nuts April 14, 2009
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by Dj_Stretcchhnuttz June 26, 2007
Get the Snoose mug.A slooser is the word "sore" and "loser" put together. "He or She is a sore loser, gets upset anytime they lose at something and just cant shrug as fun". They get all butt hurt, hence "a slooser"
Lee shouldn't play golf with his buddy's because if he loses he always breaks someone's golf club and storms off, he's such a slooser!"
by FAWKGIRL August 15, 2016
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Also symbolized by the hand movement indicating the sound of a scored basketball that's "all net," used in the song "We fly high" when it goes "BALLIN'!"
Also symbolized by the hand movement indicating the sound of a scored basketball that's "all net," used in the song "We fly high" when it goes "BALLIN'!"
by Rachel Bizz April 15, 2008
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