Home page
- A
- B
- C
- D
- E
- F
- G
- H
- I
- J
- K
- L
- M
- N
- O
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z
- #
Store
Blog
Advertise
Add a definition
User settings

- A
- B
- C
- D
- E
- F
- G
- H
- I
- J
- K
- L
- M
- N
- O
- P
- Q
- R
- S
- T
- U
- V
- W
- X
- Y
- Z
- #
Store
Blog
Advertise

Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.

She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.

by Krissyjones October 16, 2018

Flag

Get the Curtain Smoosh mug.

More random definitions