Starbucks

Noun. The largest and most diabolical coffee company, renowned for their new popularity, despite the fact that it used to be a privately-owned business. This evil chain is despised by those in Milwaukee with enough sense to buy Alterra coffee (yum) that is naturally brewed in the heart of Milwaukee, without unnatural chemicals. Unfortunately, Starbucks cannot do the smart thing and become a Fair Trade company, because their business ethics can be summed up in one word - "quantity."

Did you know that Starbucks doesn't even bother to pull a decent shot (21-27 seconds)?

by SelfInducedPsychosis August 12, 2005

starbucks

A place inherited by Dr. Evil.....its plan: to take over the Earth, then Venus, then mars, then uranus.

OMG noooooooo starbucks took away my favorite chinese reasturant..what will they take next?

by mavin June 26, 2006

starbucksing

To crave Starbucks. To fiend for Starbucks. The feeling of really wanting to drink something from Starbucks.

I'm SOOO Starbucksing!

by Loida Casares Ruiz March 9, 2008

starbucks

see bidet water

a liquid so nasty that it is best left to wash out your ass after a shit

after my two logger, i washed my ass with somne starbucks

by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004

Starbucks

to quote Lewis Black, "the end of the universe as we know it".

I was in Dallas awhile ago, and i saw a Starbucks. I think "oh hey, no big deal" right? But when I turn around, guess what I see? Another Starbucks! Theres a starbucks across the street from another starbucks! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of the universe.

<condensed version of "Starbucks" off the cd "The End of the Universe">

by schneiderbird August 13, 2008

starbucks

A coffee store that is located on every block.

Man looking out of the window at a starbucks: Hey look, I can see starbucks!

by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004

Starbucks Pebbles

The little black chunks in the bottom of a crappuccino.

I drank half of my coffee but stopped when I hit the Starbucks pebbles.

by Scream Ass August 29, 2014