pederast stache

A pederast stache refers to creepy moustaches often worn by pederasts. Now, it is important to make a distinction here: Pederasty refers to actual, physical relations of a sexual nature between a grown man and an adolescent boy. Pedophilia simply refers to love of adolescent children. Getting a mental picture? Good.

While somebody may have a pederast (super fucking creepy) stache, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pederast, but the chances of them being a pederast may be a little higher.

Brent- "Wow did you see the pederast stache on that guy?"

Tom- "How could I miss it? It looked like a dead ferret stuck to his upper lip."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

dingleberry stache

When one person with a thick mustache proceeds to give another person a rim job and collects the dingleberries in thier mustache.

The receptionist at the hospital still has a dingleberry stache from last night.

by jnager September 5, 2012

turd searching

Throwing up in the toilet, with one's head over the bowl as if one was searching for excrement.

Joe: Hey where did Tyler go?

Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time

by Mike LaTorrez January 3, 2013

Rapist Stache

A mustache that makes you look like a sexual deviant

Oye, have you seen Sean's rapist stache? It make him look like tremendo violador!!!

by Pasacio June 29, 2013

Kiwi Searches

Kiwi Searches (kiwisearches.com) is a cool website that lets people find out the truth about other people, phone numbers, and places. All you have to do is punch in a name, number, or address to get a full report about whatever you searched, including contact information, photos, social media profiles, criminal records, etc.

Friend 1: Dude, I think the girl I've been talking to from Tinder is catfishing me...
Friend 2: Kiwi Search her name or number.

Mom: I wish I could find Margaret's phone number so I could invite her to bingo at the country club Wednesday night.
Daughter: Look her up on that person search website, Kiwi Searches!

by goldmaze October 11, 2017

i don't know what to search

Well, if you don't know what to search in the urban dictionary, why not try to solve this problem:

Evaluate ∬ yz+4xydS where S is the surface of the solid bounded by 4x + 2y + z = 8, z=0, y=0, x=0.

S

A: "I don't know what to search so I searched i don't know what to search."
B: "You searched i don't know what to search so that's means you know what to search. Liar."

by Solve that problem! Right now! April 12, 2021

stop and search

method used by the metropolitan police, among others, to intimidate and alienate most black people in their communities. People are stopped at random and have their clothing searched, in public, in the most humiliating way possible, usually accompanied by a large amount of sarcasm and unecessary physical force.

Is based on the incorrect assumption that most black people in inner city london are criminals.

The police stop 8 times more black people than they do whites.

Only a tiny number of searches result in the detection of any criminal behaviour or intent.

is another form of police brutality and more proof of the disgraceful state of aso-called public service in this country.

"look sarge, there's a nigger, and what's worse he's got a white woman on his arm.

"ok son you know what to do. Stop and search him, and be sure to plant some drugs in his pocket while you're at it"

by Ben Dover of the Yard April 16, 2004