supermarket spartan

They are a very rare breed because people are generally loathe to be associated with Michigan State University. However, they do exist in small pockets of the state of Michigan, particularly in East Lansing and surrounding areas. These are "fans" who stoop to becoming spartan fans because they 1) could not get accepted to the University of Michigan; 2) do not know what the color "maize" is and goes with the easier green and white; or 3) think they are rooting for the Trojans because of the image on the football helmets. They outfit themselves with Spartan paraphernalia bought at their workplace, the supermarket.

A "supermarket spartan" can be identified by the following:

"I'm the bagger of the week, so I got me this cool spartans keychain!"

"I like to show off my team's colors - my teeth are naturally green and white!"

"Michigan sucks cuz I couldn't get in."

Camouflage pants and a green MSU t-shirt

Brand new MSU hat that has been rubbed in the dirt and run over in a pickup truck to make it appear as if the hat is years old.

Round chewing tobacco canister in the back pocket.

Home address includes model of the trailer home.

by sec fan October 5, 2005

This Is Madness! THIS IS SPARTA

Off the movie 300 also used in parodies

This is madness! (the messanger from persians)

this is caketown!! (the king of spartans)

our bees will blot out the sun (persians)

then we will hug in the shade (spartans)
(parody on youtube search: 300 pg)

Original

This Is Madness! THIS IS SPARTA

by Naikoe September 22, 2007

this is sparta

Kicking someone.

Wife: Ahhh... The baby is coming, now!! This is madness!!

Husband: Baby? Madness, huh? THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!

*kicks the baby back into the pussy*

by Wordworm79 January 9, 2012

spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".

Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.

by this_guy703 September 26, 2010

Spartan

A drinking game much like a centurion where the player must drink 300 shots in 300 minutes (one per minute). Any drink can be used but beer or similar percentage alcohol is advised. Whoever can finish without throwing up earns the title spartan, this title can stick with the player forever and be similar in stature to an O.B.E. The player can then add spartan as a suffix to their name eg(John Smith, Spartan).

Bob: Why did you miss lectures today?
Tim: I Did a Spartan last night
Bob: So your the cunt who drank my crate of beer!!
Tim: Thats no way to talk to a Spartan!
Bob: Sorry Tim

by fandango8 March 5, 2008

Sprat

A butthole; An anus that spits out poop

Hey you damn sprat quit being a sprat.
guy 1 "I did her last night"
guy 2 "really? thats cool where did ya'll do it at?"
guy 1 "right in her sprat"
guy 2 "no i mean what location"
guy 1 "the sprat"
guy 2 "you're an idiot"
guy 1 "you're a sprat"

by Matt Wesley March 15, 2008

Spartans

National condom of Canada.

In America, we have Trojans.
In Canada, they have Spartans.

by ahhdammit November 11, 2010