spooge monkey

Can mean anything - and object or place.

Can you hand me the spooge monkey over there?

by HurleyCub March 4, 2017

spoogey

a loogey or anything gooey that resembles a loogey

Alright damn it,who hocked a spoogey on my windshield?

by smokey December 8, 2003

spooge

A chick/dude whose totally bangin'

Also a synonym for cum

"Dawg did you see that chick, she's spooge on a stick!"

"I spooged all over her face last night"

by Jeff Zomberson December 30, 2009

Spoogle

Spoo-gul: While smoking a joint communally, one finds themselves the last participant with no one who will accept what is left of the joint(see also roach)

'ere!!! <cough> hey man, you want this?

Naw man.

I'm Good.

Me too.

You got spoogled.

by Counterscoop February 24, 2009

spoogle

A spoogle is an itchy grimble, sometimes weeping.

My spoogle's really bad today.

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Spoogeasaur

Scientific name: Sploogeous saurus
Can be found in the Rex variety.
This rare humanoid can be found in a variety of habitats. They are usual rejected by the herd, sometimes they will ask out the females just to hear them reject him. This can go on until the Spoogeasaur has reached 100 rejections. They are generally hungry for some poon-tang on a massive scale and will stalk their prey for months, even years. If you see a Spoogeasaur follow these simple steps: Back away slowly, don't make any sharp movements, and slam it's wang in the door.

"Damn Guzman is such a Spoogeasaur, he was after Erin, but then she slammed his wang in the door. Now he can't feel the power no more!"

by Jesse Adams December 8, 2004

spoogemeister

an insult to describe a sleazy individual with no redeeming qualities, likening him to wasted sperm

That spoogemeister would sleep with his own sister to get ahead.

by dfmc July 23, 2009