Ride the banana sled

To whip out your dick at a fruit stand, ice cream store, or ice cream aisle at a grocery store

"I'm gonna go ride the banana sled at Kroger. Wanna come?

by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) July 5, 2018

a speedy sped

a sped that will outsmart you in every way

"is that a speedy sped?"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022

Sped

1. Past tense of "to speed"
2. Having a low IQ.

1. My car sped down the highway last night

by 5'1"Racer July 20, 2004

ghetto sled

Old school car dumped on its arse with whitewalls, pinstriping and a bit of bling and generally looking pimpin' yo. Built for cruising/prowling. Fine for old schoolers, rice if it's done to new cars because they will always look retarded with whitewalls and bling.

Check out the bagged merc bro... haha ghetto sled!

by sideways January 24, 2005

sledgerin

The art of bashing, blowing up, or dismembering zombies or other creatures of the eternal dead; masturbating intensely.

That was some intense sledgerin last night!

by ktsmore May 14, 2011

Spedding

A bad ass! Don't fuck with her/him they will fuck you up! They are also hotties!

Don't fuck with spedding dude your gonna get fucked!!!

by Bunny_boo January 20, 2018

egyptian sledgehammer

the act of removing one's penis during anal sex, and upon noticing it to be covered in tanish shit, slapping it against your partner.

i gave megan a mean egyptian sledgehammer last night

by starfishmutilater December 10, 2010