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Spledangering 

Spledangering: a verb word that is used as a vague but very real threat; could be considered jokingly offensive; not dissimilar to the words throttle and fuck, but in a way very separate from anything related to either word.

Spledangering is a totally real word, and originates from the depths of one of the Great Obsidian Towers. Many folk from there consider it a curse upon those it is wished on, so be careful how you use it in the Underdark.
Ex: I heard Joe got spledangered by Harry yesterday- what a cruel world we live in.

If you don't watch your back, all you're going to find is a spledangering around the corner.

I'm going to spledanger the shit out of that kid one day...
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Spledangering 

Spledangering: a verb used as a vague but very real threat; considered offensive in a joking manner; not dissimilar to the words throttle and fuck, but has no association to the meanings of either word.

Spledangering is a totally real word that has its roots in the depths of the Great Obsidian Towers of old. Many a folk who were around when it surfaced consider it a form of curse, so be wary of using it in the Underdark...
Ex: I heard Joe got spledangered by Harry yesterday- what a cruel world we live in.

If you don't watch your back, all you're going to find is a spledangering around the corner.

One of these days I am going to spledanger the shit out of that kid...
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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