Spedding 

A bad ass! Don't fuck with her/him they will fuck you up! They are also hotties!

Don't fuck with spedding dude your gonna get fucked!!!

Spedding by Bunny_boo January 20, 2018

spedding 

A hot bitch! And I wouldn't fuck with her of I were you!

Don't fuck with a spedding dude your gonna get your ass kicked!

spedding by Bunny_boo January 20, 2018

Spedding Out 

When someone is acting really stupid or says something dumb

Guy 1: I think I just shit pants bro
Guy 2: What the fuck? Are you Spedding Out? Why would you do that?

Spedding Out by Cockerdown August 24, 2018

Load Shedding 

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky

e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again

Load Shedding by local south african fact spekr November 17, 2021

Freedom Speeding 

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.

"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."

Freedom Speeding by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011

spending amnesia 

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.

"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"

spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

Speeding Like a Plum by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009