don't slit my throat over it

What you say when you mess something up in the smallest way possible and someone affected by it overreacts seriously

Katy: Hey, where's my phone?

Ryan: Oh, I used it to call my mom, I think.
Katy: OH MY GOD YOU DID WHAAAAATTT?!! FUCK YOU I TOLD YOU TO USE YOUR PHONE TO CALL YOUR MOM! NOT MINE! HOW THE HELL DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY PASSWORD?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!!!!
Ryan: hey, hey, hey! It was just one call! Plus you left your password lying around on a piece of paper! Don't slit my throat over it!

by Oh my my February 26, 2015

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shity cock

one who has shit on his cock

have you seen shity cock

by i stokes October 5, 2003

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slithy

1. Both lithe and slimy where 'lithe' is the same as 'active'

1. The snake was very slithy

by zeekage October 26, 2003

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slit-ass

The anus, when it has been properly converted into a sexual zone in the process of feminization of a {slutboy.

The Mistress: Keep dildoing, slutboy, keep working... Soon we will turn this meaningless hole of yours into a fair slit-ass.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

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Slimy Salvadore

A "Slimy Salvadore" is when, during intercourse in a port o' potty, you step back and tip the port o' potty forward causeing a massive amount of excriment to flow on your partner; its like a dirty sanchez on a massive, full body scale. A "Slimy Salvadore" is a perfect move to combine with breaking up with that certain special someone, adding something unique to the proceadings that will make it unforgetable for both you and, especially, your partner.

by port o' lovin on May 27, 2009

"Ewww!!!! Rodger and I were getting intimate in the port o' potty and he yelled 'i wanna break up!!!' steped back and gave me a Slimy Salvadore!!!!!"

by port o' lovin May 27, 2009

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