shake my head

When you are so dumbfounded in something that occurred.

John: I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Bill: smh(shake my head)

by trybefore April 23, 2016

Montgomery Shakedown

Hanging someone upside down and spitting into their anus.

Johnny snatched my girl so I gifted him a Montgomery Shakedown, courtesy of the chef.

by MisterPerson April 14, 2015

fist shake

What old people do from the porch when little kid's baseballs break their windows.

Those little rat bastards broke my kitchen window again, so I gave'em the old fist shake from the porch to scare them off.

by Beef Sanchez September 19, 2003

wake and shake

to masturbate immediately or soon after waking from slumber. similar to a wake and bake

I had a dream about Vida Guerra--had to wake and shake like a madman.

by whitebolo April 16, 2005

Shake it off

it is a Taylor Swift song that went viral.

OMG, girl did you you see Taylor Swift's shake it off.

by TrollerDefines November 21, 2014

Protein shake

The Sexual process of masturbating a male and catching the semen in your mouth.

Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.

by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008

shakebox

A very nervous person. A stickler to the rules. Someone you cannot rely on. Someone who will rat you out.

Jake is not to be trusted, He's a Shakebox, always telling the boss when we are 5 minutes late to work, what a Shakey guy.

by Rikaaa February 16, 2006