Snotch

To coch (vomit) and sneeze at the same time

I snotched all over the floor

by Sneaky_Sniper007 December 30, 2020

Scotch Daddy

A “scotch daddy” is an older, influential man in your life who commonly drinks/drank scotch. Usually they have introduced you to scotch, and now are the reason it’s your main drink.

Someone you look up to, and you’ve taken over their scotch drinking habit

person 1: who is your scotch daddy?
person 2 (drinking scotch in rocking chair): my dad’s best friend.. one day he let me have a sip and now i strife to be like him

by isatmp February 23, 2021

Scotch-egging

Verb: to use someone as a penpal or telephone buddy with no intention of ever meeting them In real life, often deceitfully, and most commonly with online dating.

Martha: I'm growing rather fond of Matthew, but I think he's scotch-egging me.
Elissa: Why do you think you're being scotch-egged by him?

Martha: He calls me every night but claims he's too busy to meet. Classic scotch-egg behaviour.

by imsofuckingquiche March 4, 2021

stotchsupporter

THE MOST COOLEST AND MOST TALENTED AND THE MOST SWEET AND THE MOST FUNNY PERSON IVE EVER MET hes so amazing and such an awesome friend!!!!!!! hes so creative and hardworking and i’m so proud of him i love him so much i can’t even put it into words!!! he loves space and purple and aliens and those cool neon things (and stephen of course!)

hes so special i just love every single bit about him. hes done so much for me and i can’t thank him enough. i’m so happy we ended up being friends, what a small world!!! i don’t think ive ever been so happy until i met him—every second i spend talking to him is a second i’ll cherish forever. i love him to the moon and back!!!!

“babe wake up stotchsupporter posted more stephen content”

by veecoolawesome September 15, 2021

Shatcha blest

Means shut your mouth, or shut up.

If someone are saying/said something stupid/weird, you can say «shatcha blest» to make them silent, or make them cautious about the stupid/weird thing they are saying or said.
You can also use the saying against someone if they are doing/did something stupid/annoying/weird.

I told Johannes «shatcha blest» because he said something stupid that annoyed me.

I told Johannes «shatcha blest» because he did something stupid, or because he acted different in a weird way.

by Master Trexyno October 9, 2021

shoichi

Adj. A word often used to describe a male with a 9 inch cock, who appears to be charming and nonchalant on the outside, but is broken to pieces on the inside. Nonetheless, his sexual appeal is immaculate and everyone wishes to be like him.

Boy A: Damn, I can’t stop thinking about the queen during sex. Do you think there’s any way I could sexually attain her?
Boy B: You’ve gotta Shoichi up bro

by constipatedunicorn69 November 21, 2021

scotch and sirloin

To urinate and dedicate at the same time while suspending yourself, face down, horizontally in a stall in a public restroom.

I swung by the restaurant and laid down a mean scotch and sirloin in the bathroom.

by Flattop72 March 23, 2023